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Kenapa NASA Balas Surat Kanak Kanak Umur 7 Tahun Ini ?

Agensi Pentadbiran Angkasa dan Aeronautics Kebangsaan Amerika Syarikat (NASA) menerima satu permohonan unik dari seorang kanak-kanak British berumur 7 tahun untuk memohon kebenaran untuk mengikuti program angkasa lepas NASA dan menjadi angkasawan.
Tetapi, pastinya kita tahu kanak-kanak berumur tujuh tahun pastinya terlalu muda untuk dihantar ke angkasa lepas.

Bagaimanapun, Dexter Anderson tidak mengendahkan kenyataan itu dan terus menghantar surat kepada NASA tetapi lebih kepada bertanyakan nasihat bagaimana untuk menjadi seorang angkasawan apabila beliau sudah dewasa kelak.

Dalam suratnya bertulis,

“Saya dengar anda menghantar dua orang ke planet Marikh dan saya juga ingin turut serta tetapi saya berumur tujuh tahun dan saya tidak mampu, saya berminat untuk mengikutinya di masa depan, apa yang perlu saya lakukan ya untuk menjadi angkasawan?”

Tulisan asal.

‘I heard that you are sending two people into Mars and I would like to come, but I’m seven so I can’t,’ he wrote. ‘I would like to come in the future. What do I need to do to become an astronaut?’

Kanak-kanak itu gembira selepas NASA membalas suratnya dan menasihatinya supaya terus bercita-cita tinggi sehinga sanggup mencapai bintang.
Pihak NASA turut menghantar beberapa jenis pelekat, poster dan juga penanda buku untuk memastikan semangat Dexter terus kuat untuk menjadi angkasawan.

Ibu kanak-kanak itu, Katrina berkata reaksi Dexter begitu terkejut kerana menerima satu bungkusan yang amat besar dari NASA dan menyangka anaknya itu hanya akan menerima surat dari NASA.
Bagi pihak NASA pula, mereka mencuba sedaya-upaya untuk menjawab sebanyak mana soalan yang boleh melalui pos dan laman sosial.
Kanak-kanak British, mengidam untuk ke angkasa lepas seawal umur tujuh tahun, anak-anak kita sibuk buat video dah bercinta seminggu, kahwin kontrak entah apa-apa la,bagaimana arah tujuan kita nanti??..

Funny Medical Court Report.

   These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral…
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Buffalo Gives Birth To Human-like Baby in Thailand

In Thailand, a Buffalo gave birth to a human-like baby.This is a photo of a buffalo very similar to human especially its face which is dominantly similar to human.

However, its hands and feets are more like a buffalo. But overall the buffalo-boy has most organs of a cow having human shaped.

It has passed away immediately after it was born. Thais believe this is some sort of phenomenon that brings luck and everyone in that village were praying for blessings.

Tebus Dosa Dengan Cara Mengerikan

 Di Filipina, berpuluh-puluh orang yang membenarkan diri mereka disalibkan pada hari Jumaat, bertahun-tahun yang lalu pada hari  salib Kristus tepung, walaupun kutukan adat dan amalan jisim diri deraan-Gereja Katolik. Perarakan kostum berwarna-warni, mengulangi pencapaian utama cerita alkitab, diiringi oleh ratusan Flagellants – berurusan dengan penyeksaan diri (cambuk). dijangkan bahawa ini akan menjadi tontonan menonton dari 20-30000 orang – termasuk mereka yang mengabaikan larangan pihak berkuasa tempatan pelancong asing.

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