JuSt: July 2013

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Funny Medical Court Report.

These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral…
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Buffalo Gives Birth To Human-like Baby in Thailand

Monday, July 29, 2013

Tebus Dosa Dengan Cara Mengerikan

Di Filipina, berpuluh-puluh orang yang membenarkan diri mereka disalibkan pada hari Jumaat, bertahun-tahun yang lalu pada hari salib Kristus tepung, walaupun kutukan adat dan amalan jisim diri deraan-Gereja Katolik. Perarakan kostum berwarna-warni, mengulangi pencapaian utama cerita alkitab, diiringi oleh ratusan Flagellants – berurusan dengan penyeksaan diri (cambuk). dijangkan bahawa ini akan menjadi tontonan menonton dari 20-30000 orang – termasuk mereka yang mengabaikan larangan pihak berkuasa tempatan pelancong asing.

Sunday, July 21, 2013

Minions Collection

Eric Davis, Physicist, Explains Why Scientists Won't Discuss Their UFO Interests

Two spaceships enter a wormhole in outer space to get to another part of the galaxy in this illustration of the type of faster-than-light propulsion system in development by physicist Eric Davis, who is also an outspoken proponent of UFOs.

For a very long time, the scientific community has been wary of studying UFOs, and the scientists themselves hesitate to talk about their beliefs of unexplained aerial phenomena.

But that attitude is changing, and many scientists are joining the discussion without fear of ridicule.

"UFOs are real phenomena. They are artificial objects under intelligent control. They're definitely the craft of a supremely advanced technology," says physicist Eric Davis, a researcher of light-speed travel.

Davis, a research physicist at the Institute for Advanced Studies in Austin, studiespropulsion physics, which he hopes will one day allow humans to travel easily and quickly through our galactic neighborhood.

VIDEO: Eric Davis explains how humans will be able to travel through space at faster-than-light speed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iKqaWptu5qs

He's aware of the public perception -- mostly from skeptics and debunkers -- that no legitimate scientists would ever touch the subject of UFOs.

"They're wrong, naive, stubborn, narrow-minded, afraid and fearful. It's a dirty word and a forbidden topic. Science is about open-minded inquiry. You shouldn't be laughing off people. You should show more deference and respect to them ... Scientists need to get back to using the scientific method to study things that are unknown and unusual, and the UFO subject is one of them."

Davis is one of several scientists who are presenting their views this weekend on a variety of UFO-related topics at the 2013 MUFON Symposium in Las Vegas.

The physicist, who recently won an award from the American Institute of Aeronautics and Astronautics for his study, "Faster-Than-Light Space Warps, Status and Next Steps," knows many colleagues who quietly study UFOs.

"There are scientists who are aware of evidence and observational data that is not refutable. It is absolutely corroborated, using forensic techniques and methodology. But they won't come out and publicize that because they fear it. Not the subject -- they fear the backlash from their professional colleagues. The impact on their career might be detrimental and they'd get bad publicity.

"It's not an acceptable, funded line of research. The National Science Foundation does not accept UFOs as a subject for scientific study."

It may come as a surprise that many scientists have been interested in UFOs for decades.

For 20 years, astronomer J. Allen Hynek was the U.S. Air Force scientific consultant on UFOs during its famous Project Blue Book UFO study that ended in 1969.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6Je3vlCAltI

Davis believes that the domain for UFO investigations doesn't really belong in the hands of scientists.

"It's the domain of military intelligence," he suggests. "The fact that [unknown] craft are flying around Earth is not a subject for science -- it's a subject for intelligence-gathering, collection and analysis. That's because UFOs are not a natural phenomenon, and that's what science studies."

Richard Feynman - No Ordinary Genius (Documentary)

Richard Phillips Feynman was an American theoretical physicist known for his work in the path integral formulation of quantum mechanics, the theory of quantum electrodynamics, and the physics of the superfluidity of supercooled liquid helium, as well as in particle physics (he proposed the parton model). For his contributions to the development of quantum electrodynamics, Feynman, jointly with Julian Schwinger and Sin-Itiro Tomonaga, received the Nobel Prize in Physics in 1965. He developed a widely used pictorial representation scheme for the mathematical expressions governing the behavior of subatomic particles, which later became known as Feynman diagrams. During his lifetime, Feynman became one of the best-known scientists in the world. In a 1999 poll of 130 leading physicists worldwide by the British journal Physics World he was ranked as one of the ten greatest physicists of all time.

He assisted in the development of the atomic bomb and was a member of the panel that investigated the Space Shuttle Challenger disaster. In addition to his work in theoretical physics, Feynman has been credited with pioneering the field of quantum computing, and introducing the concept of nanotechnology. He held the Richard Chace Tolman professorship in theoretical physics at the California Institute of Technology.

Feynman was a keen popularizer of physics through both books and lectures, notably a 1959 talk on top-down nanotechnology called, There's Plenty of Room at the Bottom, and the three volume publication of his undergraduate lectures, The Feynman Lectures on Physics. Feynman also became known through his semi-autobiographical books, Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman! and What Do You Care What Other People Think?, and books written about him, such as Tuva or Bust!.

Saturday, July 20, 2013

Tentang Bulan

Bulan adalah satu-satunya satelit alami Bumi, dan merupakan satelit alami terbesar ke-5 di Tata Surya. Bulan tidak mempunyai sumber cahaya sendiri dan cahaya Bulan sebenarnya berasal dari pantulan cahaya Matahari.

Jarak rata-rata Bumi-Bulan dari pusat ke pusat adalah 384.403 km, sekitar 30 kali diameter Bumi. Diameter Bulan adalah 3.474 km, sedikit lebih kecil dari seperempat diameter Bumi. Ini berarti volume Bulan hanya sekitar 2 persen volume Bumi dan tarikan gravitasi di permukaannya sekitar 17 persen daripada tarikan gravitasi Bumi. Bulan beredar mengelilingi Bumi sekali setiap 27,3 hari (perode orbit), dan variasi periodik dalam sistem Bumi-Bulan-Matahari bertanggungjawab atas terjadinya fase-fase Bulan yang berulang setiap 29,5 hari (perode sinodik).

Massa jenis Bulan (3,4 g/cm³) adalah lebih ringan dibanding massa jenis Bumi (5,5 g/cm³), sedangkan massa Bulan hanya 0,012 massa Bumi.

Bulan yang ditarik oleh gaya gravitasi Bumi tidak jatuh ke Bumi disebabkan oleh gaya sentrifugal yang timbul dari orbit Bulan mengelilingi bumi. Besarnya gaya sentrifugal Bulan adalah sedikit lebih besar dari gaya tarik menarik antara grafvitasi Bumi dan Bulan. Hal ini menyebabkan Bulan semakin menjauh dari bumi dengan kecepatan sekitar 3,8cm/tahun.

Bulan berada dalam orbit sinkron dengan Bumi, hal ini menyebabkan hanya satu sisi permukaan Bulan saja yang dapat diamati dari Bumi. Orbit sinkron menyebabkan kala rotasi sama dengan kala revolusinya.

Di bulan tidak terdapat udara ataupun air. Banyak kawah yang terhasil di permukaan bulan disebabkan oleh hantaman komet atau asteroid. Ketiadaan udara dan air di bulan menyebabkan tidak adanya pengikisan yang menyebabkan banyak kawah di bulan yang berusia jutaan tahun dan masih utuh. Di antara kawah terbesar adalah Clavvius dengan diameter 230 kilometer dan sedalam 3,6 kilometer. Ketidak adaan udara juga menyebabkan tidak ada bunyi dapat terdengar di Bulan.

Bulan saat ini adalah satu-satunya benda langit yang pernah didatangi dan didarati manusia.

Obyek buatan pertama yang melintas dekat Bulan adalah kendaran luar angkasa milik Uni Sovyet, Luna 1, obyek buatan pertama yang membentur permukaan Bulan adalah Luna 2, dan foto pertama sisi jauh bulan yang tak pernah terlihat dari Bumi, diambil oleh Luna 3, kesemua misi dilakukan pada 1959.

Kendaran luar angkasa pertama yang berhasil melakukan pendaratan adalah Luna 9, dan yang berhasil mengorbit Bulan adalah Luna 10, keduanya dilakukan pada tahun 1966.

Program Apollo, program misi luar angkasa milik Amerika Serikat, adalah satu-satunya misi berawak yang sampai saat ini telah berhasil melakukan 6 kali pendaratan berawak antara 1969 dan 1972.

Bagaimana Bulan Berkerja??

Asal Usul Bulan

Asal-usul bulan tidak diketahui secara pasti, tetapi ilmuan menemukan bukti besar bahwa Bulan berasal dari tubrukan Bumi dengan planet kecil yang bernama Theira sekitar 3 milyar tahun yang lalu, dan menghasilkan debu yang berjumlah sangat banyak dan mengorbit di sekeliling Bumi dan akhirnya debu mengumpul menjadi Bulan.

Pada awalnya jarak bulan pada pertama kali hanya sekitar 30.000 mil atau 15 kali lebih dekat dari jarak Bulan dengan Bumi sekarang. Dari hasil penelitian Bulan menjauh sekitar 3,8 cm per tahunnya. (SUMBER: WIKIPEDIA)

FAKTA MENARIK!! TAHUKAH ANDA??

1) Raja Louis XIX memerintah Perancis selama 15 minit sahaja.

2) Lagu kebangsaan Greece ada 158 versi.

3) Buku panduan talipon di negara Iceland kadangkala turut memuatkan pekerjaan seseorang.Ini adalah kerana terlalu banyak penduduknya yang memiliki nama yang sama.

4) Komik kartun Donald Duck pernah diharamkan di Finland kerana ia tak pakai seluar.

5) Kod telefon untuk Russia ialah ‘ 007 ‘

6) Nepal adalah satu-satunya negara yang mempunyai bendera yang bukan empat segi.

7) Lebih banyak orang China yang berbahasa Inggeris dari org Amerika.

8) Berus gigi dicipta di China pada tahun 1498

9) Pada kurun ke 16, orang Philipina menggunakan ‘yo-yo’ sebagai senjata perang.

10) Jika anda letak ikan emas di bilik gelap, ianya akan kelihatan berwarna putih.

11) Kebanyakan ayam jantan berkelip sebelah mata saja pada satu satu masa.

12) Lipas boleh hidup selama sembilan hari tanpa kepala sebelum ia mati kelaparan.

13) Deria rasa rama-rama di kakinya.

14) Panjang lidah sesumpah dua kali panjang dari badannya.

15) Secara fizikal semulajadi, adalah mustahil untuk anda menjilat siku sendiri.

16) Hampir semua pembaca akan cuba untuk menjilat sikunya.